“Sigma Mom” T-Shirt – Certified Cringe for Maximum Parent Power

🚨 Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause extreme secondhand embarrassment for your kids! 🚨

Introducing the “Sigma Mom” T-Shirt—the ultimate fashion statement for parents who want to flex their peak cringe status. This ultra-soft, high-quality tee is loaded with Gen Alpha slang, designed specifically to make your children sigh, groan, and dramatically walk away in public.

💥 Key Features:
✔️ Drip Certified – Made from 100% cotton for max comfort and min effort.
✔️ Anti-Lame Technology – Well, for you. Not for your kids.
✔️ Slay-Approved – Because nothing says “I’m in my cool era” like awkwardly using their slang.
✔️ GOAT-Level Humor – Watch their friends LOL while your kid whispers, “I don’t know them.”

Details:

• Comfort Colors 100% cotton
  
• Relaxed Fit
  
• Garment-dyed soft ring spun fabric
• Crew Neck short sleeve unisex t-shirt
• Care Instructions: wash gently & Low tumble dry

The print is transferred via screen printing onto the shirt providing vibrant look!